One simple offer
One chat. Every question. £30.
No tiers, no add-ons. Just an unlimited one-to-one chat with someone who's spent 17 years at sea — covering whatever you need to know before you book your next cruise.
Sit down with me — properly — and unpack your next cruise. We'll stay on the call (or chat) for as long as you need. No timer, no rushing, no holding back questions. Whatever's swirling around in your head about cruising, get it out and let's work through it together.
- Unlimited chat, no time limit
- Cruise lines & the ships within them
- Countries, destinations & shore excursions
- Dining venues, bars & entertainment
- The real feel of life onboard
Secure checkout · One-time payment · Pick your time after booking
What we can talk about.
Bring a notepad — or don't. There's no script. Some of the things people ask me most:
- Which cruise line genuinely fits how you travel
- How ships within the same line really differ
- Honest takes on itineraries and destinations
- Shore excursions worth booking (and which to DIY)
- Specialty dining — what's worth paying for
- Entertainment, venues, bars, the onboard atmosphere
- Cabin categories and which deck to pick
- First-time cruiser nerves and what to actually expect
Got a quick question first?
Not quite ready to book? Drop me a note and I'll reply by email within 24 hours — no obligation.
FAQ
The details.
Everything you might be wondering before you book the chat.