Cruise ship gliding through turquoise ocean at sunrise
17 years at sea · 13 cruise lines

Find the cruise you actually want.

Independent, insider guidance from someone who has lived it. No commissions. No upsells. Just honest recommendations tailored to you.

About me

What I've done. Where I've been.

17
Years at sea
13
Cruise lines
116
Countries visited
100%
Independent advice

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Find the cruise line that actually fits you.

Seven quick questions. One honest recommendation — based on 17 years working across 13 cruise lines. No sign-up, no email required.

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  • Mega-ship or boutique?
  • Family fun or adults-only?
  • Ultra-luxury or sensible value?
  • Sea days or port-intensive?

Why this exists

Cruising is wonderful — when you pick the right one.

The difference between a magical voyage and a disappointing one is rarely the brochure. It's the match between you and the ship. That's what I help with.

Match-making

I learn how you travel, then narrow 13 lines and hundreds of ships down to the few that suit you.

Ship intel

Cabins to avoid. Decks that rock. The dining room you'll actually want to book. Real, lived experience.

Itinerary craft

Port days, sea days, excursions worth the money — and the ones to skip entirely.

Ready to plan a cruise you'll love?

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